I hearby announce the arrival of the newest member of Team Liberated Telemarketer!

Name: Morf
Date of Birth: February 3, 2006
Color of body: Red and gray
Color of face: Pink
Eyes: Black
Number of tentacles: Four
Tail: Looks like an antenna
Favorite musical genre: Classical
Nationality: Radio Shack

Morf enjoys lulling prospective app takers into a stupor by playing relaxing classical tunes for them so that I can REEL ‘EM IN! He also enjoys creating ambient music for anyone who cares to listen. His portability makes him perfect for traveling to visit other co-workers.

Glad you’re here, Morf. Stick around!