Archive for November, 2007

My Father-in-Law Answers The Door

At 6:00 last night we decided to have Joey’s parents over for dinner. So we rushed around and made sure we truly did have enough food for 4 people, then we all sat down to eat a nice meal of chicken marsala, biscuits and some other stuff that I can’t remember right now.

The Lauras and I were planning to leave around 7:00ish from our place to go shopping for some Christmas gifts. Our SF group got a couple of names of needs DTS student’s children, and so we planned to have a toy-shopping evening. Super fun.

Well, Laura #1 showed up at 7:00 and was kind of confused when she saw 2 other people in our house that she didn’t recognize. She, naturally, thought she’d got the time/date/place wrong and was screwing up our dinner. We assured her that she was right on schedule, we’d just juggled around our plans.

Than…FIL#1 got a tricksy look on his face. “I should have answered the door and freaked you out! Made you think you had the wrong place and everything!” He said to Laura #1, who was sitting on our couch. Poor Laura #1.

Joey laughed and laughed. “You have to do that when Laura #2 comes in a few minutes. And I’ll take a picture of her face.”

Even poorer Laura #2!

“She can handle it,” Laura #1 said with a little giggle.

I decided the safest place to stay out of this mess was in the kitchen. So I left Laura #1 on the couch and started on the pile of dirty dishes we’d accumulated as we made dinner. About 10 minutes later, there was a knock on the door.

Joey and FIL#1 sprang into action. (I have never seen either one of them move quite so fast before.) Joey yelled, “Just a minute!” and FIL#1 took his place by the door.

FIL#1 opened the front door and said “hi” as Joey snapped a picture, and there stood poor Laura #2, just as confused as can be.
“What is going ON?!” Laura #2 asked as FIL#1 let her in the house. She was seriously confused.

Joey explained the prank and Laura #2 said she’d have been even more confused if Joey hadn’t screwed it up by yelling “just a minute” the way he did. (Seriously, Joey.)

“That picture’s going on your blog tomorrow, isn’t it,” Laura #2 bemoaned.

(Of course it is. I mean seriously, look at that amazing look on her face?!)

We all had a good laugh, mostly at Laura #2′s expense, and us girls headed out to go shopping. A good time was had by all.

Well, I think all. Hehehe…

268 mg of caffeine in 6 hours…

I woke up at 5:00 with a fearsome cluster headache. (I’d felt it coming on about 9:00 last night so I was at least sort of prepared.) It hurt so bad that I didn’t even get up to take Excedrin Migrane which, in hindsight, was a pretty bad idea. In any case, when I finally hauled myself out of bed at 6:30, I popped 2 Excedrin tablets. Each Excedrin tablet has 65 mg of caffeine, so that was 130 total.

Because of the headache I decided that I might as well have coffee with breakfast since I already had a headache. Besides, maybe a little more caffeine wouldn’t hurt? So I brewed myself some drip coffee, which tops out at 100 mg of caffeine.

And now, with my Jason’s Deli for lunch I am drinking a Pepsi, which has 38 mg of caffeine.

This puts my grand total of caffeine intake for the morning at 268 mg. (Mom, don’t pass out.) I’m starting to feel a little jittery, caffeine paranoid, shifty, and otherwise strange.

AAAAUGH!!!