I knew it was a potentially bad idea when I gave The Kid my blog password so he can do a guest post on the 2nd of every month.
Last night, the integrity of my blog was compromised by two hackers: The Kid and Sister. They entirely fabricated the previous post.
The Kid admitted his guilt on his very own blog. Please observe this picture which proves their guilt:
I can pretty much envision how this all went down. The Kid, Sister and Pumpkin (Sister’s husband) are at Grandpa and Grandma’s house in Indi this weekend. Very few good things can come of such a weekend, thus I think this is what happened.
The Kid: Jenna just sent me a text message. She said she has to go to the bathroom.
Sister: Let’s do something real bad. Except I never can think of bad stuff on my own, I need help.
Gramps: Why don’t you hack into her blog? That would be really bad.
The Kid: Oh, good idea Gramps.
Everyone rushes for their laptops. “Research” ensues, based primarily off posts about previous trips to Iowa.
Sister: OK, we can write a fake post. It will be amazing.
The Kid: I have these two pictures of Henners, we’ll post them.
Pumpkin: Put something about cows.
Grandma: (Tries to talk but she’s laughing too hard)
Etc, etc, etc….
Fortunately for us, we did arrive safely to Iowa last night. Joey did not sleep in the back (it was full of presents and Henry) nor did we actually get to see if there were any cattle in the Cattle Pens in on the Turnpike. It was too dark when we drove by them, how disappointing.
I suppose the fact that Sister and The Kid hacked into my blog shouldn’t surprise me. After all, they’re at Grandpa and Grandma’s house and, well, all we ever have time to do when we’re there is get in trouble.
oooh…I hope you’re going to give them a lump of coal like my brother gave me one year. naughty, naughty, naughty!!
Here’s the REAL story:
At dinner that evening-
Me: Oh MAN The Kid, I’ve had this wicked scheme cooking inside my head for months and YOU are going to help me achieve it tonight.
The Kid: Saweet. What is it?
Grandpa: This oughta be good
Me: I’ve always wanted to get on Sister’s blog and write a blog as her, and I now have the means because YOU have her password!
*evil snickers begin rising from all sides of the table, including Grandma who is indeed laughing so hard she can’t talk*
The plot became even more diabolical as the evening wore on, including hacking your iGoogle, “reading” that post and the Kid’s post, calling all family members and telling them to read and comment on your latest blog, and hacking your Gmail to find Laura and Bianca’s emails to tell them to read it as well.
All in a day’s work:-)
PS-And I believe we gave YOU a lump of coal last year…
Actually, one time WE can JENNA a lump of coal for Christmas. I think that was last year. That was a great time. And yes, she was a very naughty girl.
I mean we *gave Jenna a jump of coal. Sometimes my fingers type before I think
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Alex,
You gave Jenna a “jump of coal” how do you do that? Or better yet, where did you find a “jump of coal?”
The fake blog was pretty convincing!