I didn’t mark being bit by a dog, because I seriously don’t know if I’ve ever been bitten by a dog.

Guillermo has only licked me, stepped on my foot, hit me with his big tail, barked at me, and yanked my arm out of joint. He hasn’t bit me.

And that’s how I plan for it to stay.

none of these apply to me. am I lame or what? if you’d changed that first one to ‘have you bitten a dog?” I’d have something to click then….