Guess who needs to go on a diet? (Gosh, besides me.)
HENRY!
The vet said yesterday that, “there is a layer of fat here, and his waist isn’t as well defined as it should be.”
At first I thought she was talking about me, but then I remembered that she used the masculine pronoun and was examining Henry at the time.
So Buddy’s going on a doggy diet. He’s getting less food and more exercise.
Maybe I should take the vet’s advise myself?

