The One Where The Brother Becomes Everyone

The One Where The Brother Becomes Everyone

Remember how I said The Brother had mad Paint skills?

He does.

Also remember how I said he photoshopped a picture of all us kids and switched our faces around using said Paint program?

He did.

What I had forgotten about is how The Brother must have had a real inflated ego or something, because he took that same sibling picture and slapped HIS face into everyone else’s head.

The result is something that is creepy, disturbing, and you probably shouldn’t look at it if you have eaten recently.

Also bear in mind that this was from 1995 or 1996…and we probably didn’t have a color printer, so Mom found a black and white printed copy and scanned it in to me today, which is why it’s so grainy.

But the graininess doesn’t take away from the creepiness.

Please observe.

andrew1AAAAAAAAAUGH!  The HORROR!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

OK, so I’m supposed to be the top one (nice hair, huh?). The long haired girl on the left is Sister sporting The Brother’s face, and I think that is the most disturbing mashup of all.  (Sorry Sister, it’s definitely not your fault.)  Next to her is The Brother’s actual picture (he even LOOKS guilty, doesn’t he?) and at the very bottom of all is The Kid.  Well, it was The Kid until The Brother pasted his face on to his head.

This picture makes it look like Mom and Dad had a batch of really nerdy looking children.

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About jennawoestman

Joey is my best friend. We welcomed our miracle baby, Analie Alexa on November 23, 2010. She was 7 lbs of cuteness and we are so thankful for her. We lost our first baby (who we symbolically named Samuel) the summer of 2009. I love being a Christian, even when it's hard. I've tried IVF. Twice. It worked. Once. That's how we got Analie. I'm always willing to talk about infertility. Diagnosis: Stage 4 Endometriosis (plus a few other bonus things) I'm live in Indiana. I enjoy reading and going for walks in the evening. I get my news from NPR. Someday I want to be a guest on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. I love backpacking, hiking, canoeing and survival camping. I'm a big fan of weekends. My bike's name is Thunder. I'm a youth pastor's wife. I dig cows. I don't handle stress well. I'm not good at fishing; I talk too much. Cooking and baking are my favorite. I love hanging out with my girlfriends! I'm a budding environmentalista. I love me my Joey. Texas is where we "came of age". I enjoy seeing animals and want my very own Alpaca. And Koala. And Panda. Conservation is beautiful. I'm a neat freak. I like all-natural, chemical-free, environmentally-friendly products. Green is my favorite color. Still.

5 Responses »

  1. As the pops would say – I resemble that comment…

  2. That is one freaky picture.

  3. Wow. It is scary, but hey, it made me laugh. It did have some value!!

  4. Meaning no disrespect or insult to Brother but……he really would not have made a pretty girl!!

  5. this picture is hilarious! Jenna, I think yours is the most disturbing. Andrew’s face seems really big or wide on your head….or something. Funny!

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