I was just picking out the clothes I’m going to wear, bearing keenly in mind that I need to be as un-fragranced as possible, and I was sad to discover that I had used my frosted cranberry lotion last time I wore my gray loungies.

They smell great.

I can’t wear them.

This leaves me with the pink and red apple loungies that I love wearing around the house but that are entirely embarrassing in public.

All I need now is some boots with the fur.

Oh wait, I have those.  And I will NOT be wearing them.

It’s SHOWTIME, Internet!