I was just picking out the clothes I’m going to wear, bearing keenly in mind that I need to be as un-fragranced as possible, and I was sad to discover that I had used my frosted cranberry lotion last time I wore my gray loungies.
They smell great.
I can’t wear them.
This leaves me with the pink and red apple loungies that I love wearing around the house but that are entirely embarrassing in public.
All I need now is some boots with the fur.
Oh wait, I have those. And I will NOT be wearing them.
It’s SHOWTIME, Internet!
Are you napping yet?