Archive for May, 2010

Hello.

Internet.

I was going to blog something and I had it all planned out last night.

Then I slept and I forgot it.

In summary, yesterday we drove from Texas to the magical land of Iowa.  Joey was Thinking Ahead and he drove around Dallas on Wednesday and picked up the first three Harry Potter books on Audiobook, so we listed to the Socerer’s Stone all the way up and time went by in a flash.

OH YEAH, and how could I forget, we stopped at the cattle pens in Kansas!!!!  My 3 1/2 year goal was completed.  Somethings I learned about the cattle pens on our visit:

  1. They look much more interesting from the road
  2. They smell better from the road, too
  3. Cows do go there, I could see fresh poos (could smell them too)
  4. Cows are just never there when we are
  5. I liked the cattle pens about 75% more than Joey did

At one point I went running across the prairie because I saw a blue flower and totally left Joey in my dust.  He just stood back by the fence and watched me, I’m sure he was thinking I had lost my ever loving mind.  But the blue flower was pretty so I picked it and brought it back to show him.  He tried to act impressed, which made me feel good.

We stayed long enough for me to ascertain there was no cows, run around on the prairie, and walk around in the pens for awhile (Joey refused to go in there) and then I decided that was enough for me.  So we packed it up and left.

I told Joey thank you about five times for indulging me and stopping.

Then it was back to Harry Potter, and I cried through the end of the book.  I can never handle it when Professor McGonagall gives Neville 10 points for being willing to stand up to his friends.

Sobsobsobsob.

The World’s Most Amazing Roadtrip EVER

Tomorrow morning at some unnatural hour of the morning, Joey and I will begin The World’s Most Amazing Roadtrip Ever.  It’s not so much amazing because of where we’re going necessarily, but it is amazing because of the fact that I think it has to be bad for you to drive so far in so little time.

We are going to rock it off the face of the planet, though.

Watch us.

(And you probably actually will too, because that’s why I have this here blog.)

It looks like the sum total of the miles we will drive is 2,388, based upon Google Maps.  That’s going to double the amount of miles that are currently on our RAV4.  We will either know if we really like that car or if we really hate it by the time we’re back in town.

We will be driving through ten (count em, TEN!) states and I will be on License Plate Patrol the entire time.

You know this game; it’s the one where you look for as many license places from as many states as possible.  I am awesome at it.  I know all the tricks.

Joey was going to run to the library today (I hope) to try to check out some audiobooks.  We wanted to buy the Harry Potter ones but they’re outlandishly expensive so we opted for the good old Dallas Library (which honestly kind of stinks, we won’t miss it) and hopefully it won’t let us down.

I cannot believe this trip is almost here.

Henry is chomping at the bit to get going.  He saw me take out his pack kennel this morning and he just sat there next to it for about five minutes like, OK Mom, I’m ready to go…why are we not leaving?

So now I need to go run around like a crazy person to get some stuff done.