I woke up this morning with three things burning a hole in my brain. No, four things.
- Where’s my orange juice?
- It’s my mom’s birthday, do not forget to call her!
- We are closing on our house today. ACK!!!
- I need some Rice Krispy Treats RIGHT NOW. (Our daughter will be born and we’ll discover she’s made out of marshmallows or something, that’s how many I have consumed during this pregnancy. It’s freakish.)
So. I am currently drinking orange juice and I feel much better now. And since it’s Wednesday I am going to use my mom’s Year of Birth to eliminate two names from The List. After that, I’ll do some lawn mowing and take a shower so I look decent when we go to sign our life and all our money away in order to have a house. Oh, and I’m making a new batch of Krispy bars right after I’m done with this post.
I’d better hurry so I can get started on eating them.
Well. Mom was born in the year XXXX. I’m not telling you what year, exactly, or she’ll remove me from The Will, and Mom isn’t the kind of person to just remove her children from The Will all willy-nilly. (That’s Pops.) But I think she might just do it to me if I posted the year of her birth on the internet.
Therefore.
I added some numbers together and I got 10 and also 11.
HOLY COW, the 10th name on the list is Julianne!!! I know this will come as a great shock and horror to about 75% of my family members, who have been convinced for weeks we are naming our offspring Julianne.
(Sorry guys, we’re not.)
The 11th name on the list was Kiera, and it’s gone too now.
Well…happy birthday, Mom. Uh, yeah…that didn’t quite work out how I planned it; now you’re going to have to start over on your list of Names You Think We’ll Call Her since your birthday just deleted Julianne. Hehehe.
Analie
Beatrice
Coraline
Darcy
Elinor
Frances
Gillian
Helena
Isabelle
Julianne
Kiera
Lenore
Marna
Nora
Olivia
Piper
Quincy
Rowena
Simone
Talia
Uma
Violet
Wren
Xara
Yalena
Zerubabella
