Tag: cleaning

It was random, but I loved it

Thursdays are cleaning day.  This is because Joey is gone for over 1o hours of the day, and by the time he gets home I’m climbing the walls if I haven’t done something Very Productive Indeed.  So I have spaced out all my housework to different and specific days of the week because a.) that’s how I roll, and b.) that’s how I roll.  This makes sure it all gets done and that I know what I have to do still.  Because since having a child, my brain has gotten forgetful.

Go figure.

Anyway, today is cleaning today.  I am pleased to announce that I am now sitting in a clean (but not spotless, that went out the window when I had a child too) house.  It used to take me 3 hours to clean.  Now it takes me 1 1/2.  Don’t judge me.  I already feel like a scuzz because I only clean the second bathroom every other week now.

In between cleaning, which I mostly do when Analie is asleep, I have been playing with and reading to Analie.  This week’s school lesson is to read nursery rhymes over and over and over again.

I don’t like nursery rhymes.

So we’re reading Chicka Chicka Boom Boom instead.  It fulfills the rhyme requirement and yet it’s not creepy.

The thought behind the rhyme repetition is that it’s teaching the baby to listen because I guess babies like rhymes.  Rhyming books annoy me (except for Chicka Chicka Boom Boom) so I’m taking Analie’s “textbook’s” word for it and doing what they tell me to.  It’s also teaching her listening skills and to enjoy book reading.  We’ve been reading books for ages now, and she really loves it.  It’s super cute, if you ask me.

Right before the nap which she is currently taking, I had her help me vacuum the house.  She rides in her sling while I do the vacuuming.  Basically it’s twice as much work for me, but I am using it to teach her about work.  I want her to grow up respecting work, even vacuuming (which is my least favorite household chore), and learning how to enjoy it.  I hope that she can learn this while she works alongside me as she’s growing up, and doesn’t have a resentful attitude towards it.

I don’t remember resenting chores and yardwork too much growing up, but that’s always because as we grew older we learned how to make it fun.  Especially with yard work.  We became all OCD on lawn mowing patterns and procedure (THREE rings with the push mower around each tree, not TWO), and if someone (cough, THE KID) didn’t do it right we would get all over his case.

And now he’s just as crazy about it as the rest of us.

I’m sure we gave mom and dad their fair share of fits over chores.  But for the most part, I remember enjoying the process of cleaning and working outside.  I hope to pass that on to Analie, and I intend to start early.

After we vaccumed, we read Chicka Chicka Boom Boom again, and then someone was clearly ready for her nap.  All that vacuuming wore her out.

So I zipped her up in her sleep sack and we went to rock for a few minutes.  I just love that she’s starting to engage with me more when we do her sleep ritual.  She reaches up and touches my face and, lately, has been trying to grab my lip and rip it off.  So we’re working on being gentle.

This morning’s sleep ritual was less a ritual and more of me saying “no no, be gentle” and disentangling tiny little fingers that were trying to yank my face apart.

And don’t even get me started on her fascination with my nose ring.  She managed to get her hand on it last week and pulled it out.  That’s when her face grabbing penchant stopped being cute and I realized it was time to learn about being gentle.

Such a random morning, and I wouldn’t change a single thing.

Rotten pears and tomatoes

Good morning.

I am skipping church.

But not because I am in labor, or any stage of early labor.  Just because I don’t feel well at all.  I feel like one of those rotten pears at the grocery store that got buried under the perfectly ripe ones.

I want a pear now.  A ripe one.

I had this epic moment at 4:30 this morning: I feel like I need to share.  I was laying there, asleep, and for some reason I suddenly felt like I was going to lose whatever I had eaten for dinner the night before. (What WAS that, anyway?)  So, half asleep, I shot straight up, launched myself out of bed and somehow missed crashing into and destroying the Pack ‘n Play, and ran to the bathroom.

And once I was in the bathroom, I realized I felt completely fine.  There was no reason for that whole lunging from the bed thing I had just done.  Must have been in my dream?

In any case, I haven’t moved that fast in about…ten months.  I kind of wish it had been caught on tape so I could relive it.

So far this morning, I have eaten some breakfast, threw lunch in the Crock-Pot, and sat on the couch.  Today’s agenda is going to be basically take my sweet time cleaning the house (so it’ll probably take about 5 hours instead of the usual 3 1/2 hours…lame) and maybe put up a few Christmas decorations.

Maybe if the child senses Christmas decorations, it’ll inspire her to want to come out into the oxygen.

I’m not getting my hopes up.

Also, Henry needs a bath.  It has been at least three weeks (he usually gets bathed once a week) and he smells not unlike the rotten tomato I discovered behind the vegetable drawer in the refrigerator of our first apartment.  Thing had been in there so long and was so rotten that it completely disintegrated when I touched it….and oozed its rancid guts all over the bottom of the fridge.

It was one of the grossest moments of my life.