I’m supposed to be cleaning my house, but since The Brother is on his way to Orlando and is currently in the air, I feel it is my duty to track his flight. He seems safer if I’m watching what part of the country he’s flying over. I don’t know, maybe I’m just mental.
In a last-ditch effort to avoid working, I decided to Google Image the phrase “large cow” to see what I could find. (Not to worry, everyone. I have my Google Images filter on “safe”.)
There was a surprising number of pictures of large cows.
My favorite, though, was a large, pregnant cow chasing a bunch of scared-looking men. Actually they kind of looked like girls because they are all running away from the cow. Observe:
This cow got loose at the Kalamazoo County Fair back in 2009 and was running rampant for, like, 45 minutes before someone restrained it. She even knocked over a bunch of pedestrians while she was charging around. Only one person was taken to the hospital.
I so wish I could say I was knocked over by a pregnant cow.
Sometimes I feel like a pregnant cow.
Maybe I should just knock myself over.
