Maybe y’all remember how I was all please don’t make me take that birth control stuff because it will screw my entire body up and I will feel unwell and may even die, did you not read the stats on the back of the package?!
I was doing really good until about 4:00 yesterday.
Well, OK, I was doing pretty good. I felt an overwhelming sense of malaise all day yesterday. The kind where I was almost unable to get myself off the couch and get motivated to do my chores, so I begged Joey to force me to exercise.
We decided to walk to NorthPark to shop for the special shirt I am going to buy for the first day I have to give myself a shot. We did not find said shirt, but we did walk about 3 miles. And we forgot to bring water. So by the time we returned home, I was really, really exhausted. In fact, I told Joey I may even be dead.
He assured me that I was not.
Half an hour later, The Headache came upon me with full force. I took two tylenol, being the good IVF patient that I am, and lay on the couch with my lappy to begin writing my novel for NaNoWriMo. 1,671 words later, the headache hadn’t even budged.
So we went to small group anyway, and I sat on the Paul and Kendall’s couch like a bump on a log and let everyone else participate. Whenever I contributed something, it wound up being something that we had talked about like 2 minutes earlier in the conversation, and it made no sense. I finally just shut up.
Once we got home, I challenged myself to finish all my chores in less than 45 minutes. I was surprisingly successful and Joey rewarded me by trying to work some of the tension out of my shoulders while we watched an episode of HOGAN’S HEROES. (Gosh I love that show. Just go ahead and laugh at me.)
The headache did not lessen.
It got more worser.
So I went to bed immediately and fell asleep about 9:45. At 10:15, I woke up abruptly, pretty darn sure that I may upchuck.
I hate that. I hate it. And I am bound and determined to not have any of that upchucking business until I am actually pregnant. None of this bonus stuff. NONE.
So I rustled around in the medicine drawer and got out the handy bottle of Gaviscon Pops bought for me like two years ago when he was down visiting and I had a stomach ache. (Pops is always up on the newest and best stomach healers.) I chewed my Gaviscon and lay very still, just like I had for the 6th – 12th years of my life when I was lactose intolerant but we didn’t know it. (I took 2 tablespoons of Maalox every night just to tame the stomach aches enough fall asleep.)
I fell asleep.
Then I woke up at 2:45.
It’s never a good sign when Jenna wakes up in the middle of the night.
My head was pounding, my stomach was yelling I HATE YOU VERY MUCH JENNA MARIE WOESTMAN. So I took my book and went to the bathroom, where I could read for awhile. Just in case.
I had fleeting thoughts of do I really, really, really want children? Is this going to be worth it? The answer is YES. (Someone remind me that I am not allowed to ask that question at 3 a.m. while experiencing major side effect nausea.)
By 3:15, I forced myself to go back to bed, fairly sure I was going to lose the battle with my stomach.
I never did upchuck (I know, you’re all just loving this post; but get used to it…I have a feeling these next few weeks will be NO PICNIC) but when I woke up at 6:00, my head was still throbbing.
I told Joey I could not get up. No way.
But then I realized that once I start shots and other meds, the side effects will only get worse and these will seem like a walk in the park. So I forced myself to look out the window and notice what a beautiful morning it was, and that propelled me out of bed.
And, when I walked down the stairs this morning and took a deep breath of the fresh air, I felt like it was worth it to get up. Worth it to keep going. Even when I feel like this.
Ugggh, I feel like I’m going to need some serious reminders in about three weeks.