Hello, blogosphere.  Apparently it has been a week since I last checked in?  I don’t even see how that is possible, because either the last week was the fastest week of my life or my brain is swiss cheese.  Both are possibilities.  I am so tired today.

I remember in a psychology class I took in high school, we had to do a Free Association project.  I thought it was fun at the time, so I’m going to do something similar with this post.  And the word I will use is “today”.  Ready?  GO!

• I somehow slept with my torso facing one direction and my feet facing another, kind of like what an owl can do with its head and body because it has a twisty neck.  Unfortunately I do not have a twisty back like that, so I have been moving like an octogenarian.
• Analie has been sad yesterday and today.  I suspect a new crop of teeth.
• Therefore, I am considering premature dentures for Analie.
• All those commercials for, like, Polident and those dentures adhesives make me curious what it feels like to have your teeth glued on to your gums.  Can anyone tell me what it feels like if a parsley leaf gets in between?
• I baked cupcakes with Angel.  They were ridiculous.  THEY CONTAINED BUTTER. She said they are going to decay my teeth.
• Back to the dentures.  The fizzy water in the commercials looks like that stuff you’re supposed to take for stomach aches.  I’ve been reverting to my childhood habit of taking antacids before bed because of an upset stomach.  Every night the past few nights.
• Shut it if you were going to say something about the butter I ate earlier today causing the stomachache.  I already considered that.
• I decided it didn’t matter.
• But please remind me to pick up another bottle of Gaviscon at the store on Friday.  They did NOT have that stuff when I was growing up and it is miraculous.
• Gaviscon tastes like vanilla frosting, which reminds me that I almost finished all of my meals for the meal exchange this weekend.  (YAY ME!) And I did it all this morning!
• Oh, except for the chicken thighs which I still cannot find and I have been to two stores looking for them.
• And while we’re on the subject of chicken thighs, has anyone else considered how WEIRD it is that chickens have thighs in the first place?  Some of those pieces of meat are pretty big too.  So not only do chickens have thighs, they have THUNDER THIGHS.
• If I eat chicken thighs, will they go straight to mine?
• I should totally go to bed.
• But I am concerned I will sleep in the owl position I slept in last night, though, and I am not looking forward to waking up like that again.  It was seriously hard to breathe most of the day.
• Also, I ran into stuff at 5:00 am when I fed Analie.
• Lots of stuff: walls, doors, couch.
• JOEY IS NOW FIRED.  HE JUST BROUGHT UP THAT STUPID CROWDER SONG WITH THE DYING LITE BRITE LADY.
• I hate that song.
• Because Lite Brite people shouldn’t die in music videos.
• It makes me cry.
• OK it really is time for bed now.