I got my hairs cut this afternoon.  I could not handle my hair touching my shoulders, so I walked into Mia & Maxx and said CHOP IT ALL OFF.

Two inches and a whole bunch of layers later, it was back to the way I liked it when we lived in Texas.  (I have been having communication problems when I’ve been trying out new stylists here.  It’s probably my own fault.)

To make matters even more tricksy, I didn’t tell Joey what I was doing and I wasn’t quite home yet when arrived from work.  He came out front to meet me and said, “WOAH, you got your hair cut.  It looks nice.”  And in the very next breath, “Aren’t you happy that I noticed right away?”

After dinner, which was a totally delicious meal of panko baked Tilapia with a (not what you would call fat-free) herbed cream sauce we both love, we decided we ought to take another picture of my recent expansion.  Because who knows when I’ll have this child and then maybe I can tie my own shoes again!  That would be ridiculous.  I might even wear socks if it meant I could tie my own shoes.  (I don’t like socks.  They make me feel claustrophobic and stressed out.)

So.  Here we are.

I look at that picture and I wonder why I’m not uncomfortable except at night.  Who knows.

And I know you’re probably coveting the sweet drapes we have hanging from the window in the left of the picture (I mean, I would be) but NO you can’t have them.  They were discontinued so now they’re like gold plated drapes instead of just regular old drapes.

Joey also decided to take a picture of me facing the camera, which I normally don’t like to do since I am nearing Orca Whale size.  However, this one is kind of awesome.

I just feel like this picture sums up my entire day.

And no, you still can’t have the drapes.